Hi Winston,

For some reason ants chose to invade my mom’s kitchen. I am holding down the fort and securing the rations for battle. It’s been a battle, indeed. Every 20 minutes, I ambush the tile with Windex. I am struggling though because I am unsure if I should kill them. Everytime I smush one I have to ask for forgiveness from it. This morning has run it’s course. I had an appetite, but now I have none. I only have dead ants all over my kitchen.

Here’s a little Adam and the ants:

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